Pete Band

Pete Band was born under an apple tree, like Josh, but promptly shipped off to America where his name was changed to Brussel Broccoli. He grew up only interested in two things, guitars and women. Once he realized that guitars made much more pleasing sounds than women do, he grew much more interested in guitars.

Pete Band was relatively poor growing up. He could not afford beans so he had to eat dirt but pretty soon dirt was too much to afford. He had to start eating beans again. Once a week, he and his peasant friends would play baseball outside in the street. All the locals would gather and watch Pete throw poor pitches (because he was poor). But after a while rich people began to notice his ability to scare away Jehova's Witnesses. One particular traveling rich family took him under their wing, and then he became a millionaire. After living in Iowa for a year, Idaho for a month and I-jersey for several decades, he decided he could use a change in odor. He moved to France where he met his long lost brother Josh Band.

Pete Band is impressed by insincere, non-fiction novels and won't travel unless by rocket ship. He craves goat's milk and lamb meat and is worth roughly twenty billion dollars.