Josh Band

Josh Band was born under an apple tree. He lived there until the tree ran out of apples, at which point in time, he coined the phrase "how bout them apples." He then packed up his satchel and went out to explore the world by becaming a sailor on the great blue sea. He followed the winds and wound up on piano island where a scholar taught him how to play piano... and boy did he play. He played with his eyes closed, he played with his hands on his head, and he played while holding his breath. Sometimes he would faint because he held his breath too long. When this happened, he would fall into a trance and see little pianos dancing around him. This gave him courage and taught him to breathe while playing the piano. He then left the island to sail all the way to France. This is when he met Pete Band, his long lost brother.

Josh Band was the youngest of five sons. All of whom were separated at birth. There was Pete Band, Rubber Band, The Band, Contra Band and Josh Band. Josh believes in birds but doesn't believe in farmers. To this day, his only regret is not brushing his teeth every once in a while.