Once upon a time there was a band named The Josh and Pete Band. Josh and Pete danced and sang all day, King Alon resided over his thrown at knight,  and Doctor Lemonade gathered lemons for his garden. But things were not always this way. Here is the story of The Josh and Pete Band and how they all met.  Let's See... From what we know already, Josh was a sailor on the sea landing in France (See Josh Band Bio) and Pete moved up to France to pursue a dream (see Pete Band Bio). They met up with each other right around the time that King Alone was about to be overthrown (see King Alone Bio).

Josh and Pete met by following in the footsteps of the late great french rock star Bon Jourvi. There was a great legend that Bon Jourvi once ate at an ice cream shop. Josh and Pete, both genetically impressed by ice-cream, went to an ice-cream shop to see if the legend was true. Josh and Pete both dropped their ice-cream at the same time. As they went to pick it up they bumped their heads together. Josh raised his head up and Pete raised his head up. At the same time, they screamed "Lets form a band!!!!" They realized after that point that their last name was, in fact, "Band" and that they were brothers removed from each other at birth.

After they met, they immediately started playing mediocre gigs. Their first very mediocre gig was right beside "frog pond". There weren't any human audience members but it was a start. One morning, as Pete was reading the newspaper, he noticed in the billboard section that The Josh and Pete Band was number one on the charts. They got so excited that they forgot to watch the channel six news, which said there had been a screw-up in the billboard postings. Number one should have read "The Posh and Jete Band" (a very popular band at the time), but the writers were dyslexic. Josh and Pete never found this information out and lived the rest of their lives thinking they were popular.

They realized if they wanted to maintain their popularity, they would need money. They decided to get a gig as court jesters in King Alone's Castle. As they approached the castle they saw a mob of people overthrowing the castle. Figuring that this was the line to audition for the court jester positions, they hurried to the front of the "line" to be first ones. They reached King Alone and said "We're here to be your jesters, do you want to join our band". King Alone, being oh-so-lonely all of his life, thought about it for one minute and said "absolutely, definitely and most certainly". King Alone actually became so excited that he didn't even notice his castle on fire but he did notice that it was too hot! So they left the castle for good.


As they were leaving the castle, Josh stubbed his toe and became very thirsty. They looked in the classifieds to see if they could find a doctor that could heal a stubbed toe and also a thirst. They found one: Doctor Lemonade. They found him at his lemonade stand. He expressed a great interest in getting into drumming as he was pulling out a patient's tooth, they said "wow! were looking for a drummer!!!!!" They moved to America and The Josh and Pete Band was born.
The Josh and Pete Band's Music went on to end war, poverty and happiness in the world.